THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

  • finding someone aesthetically pleasing
  • being sexually attracted to someone
  • being romantically attracted to someone


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huntinghunters:

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?



donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck



starline:

stormyteacup:

buzzfeed:

asgardreid:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?

Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.

This is obviously proof that coffee restores previously severed appendages.



bouhous:

hey bro…u awake? can i hold your hand…..i had a nightmare



poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you



daemonophile:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

bastardlybrendan:

commanderabutt:

bastardlybrendan:

commanderabutt:

the-okayishgatsby:

I want a boy who thinks misandry is hot

try finding a boy who thinks you’re hot first

Commander, you need to stop asking people to do the impossible

DONT EXPLAIN THE JOKE YOU DEVIOUS CRETIN 

image

Sick burn

I wonder just how much steaming hatemail I’d get if I said “I want a girl who thinks misogyny is hot.”



jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper







'You've got a way of picking up things you don't quite yet own.'


fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING