THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
- finding someone aesthetically pleasing
- being sexually attracted to someone
- being romantically attracted to someone
*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes
Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?
reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]
OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER
Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?
Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.
This is obviously proof that coffee restores previously severed appendages.
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
I want a boy who thinks misandry is hot
try finding a boy who thinks you’re hot first
Commander, you need to stop asking people to do the impossible
DONT EXPLAIN THE JOKE YOU DEVIOUS CRETIN
I wonder just how much steaming hatemail I’d get if I said “I want a girl who thinks misogyny is hot.”
'You've got a way of picking up things you don't quite yet own.'