when someone finds an old picture of you
and whoever found it just goes
@EmWatson People chatting loudly in the cinema I am in. If you don’t stop talking very soon I will start pelting you with Maltesers.
“There is a lesson you will learn: sometimes you must go back a turn.” - Jumanji (1995)
so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails
The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”
"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."
(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)
This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.
do u ever just hum a song and then it randomly turns into another song with a similar tune and ur like “no wait”
“The Ride” by Rodolphe Guenoden
HOLD THE FUCK UP
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE A CUTE STORY AND THEY WERE JUST HAVIN FUN RIDING BIKES BUT SHIT
Hands down one of my favorite short comics