Thor: I NEED A HORSE!
Loki: Give me nine months
SHIT LOL
OH MY GOD
I THINK I ALMOST BIT MY HAND OFF
LOKI NO
(via dimethylpolysiloxane)
fujiidom | thestarryeyes | danshura:
when people you hate get into things you like
when people you like get into things you hate
no one ever lets me give them a piggyback ride
they’re just like “i might break you”
no you foolish mortal
i have the strength of a thousand horses
please, place yourself upon my back
(via tiaras-tumblr)
be careful what u wish for
(via tiaras-tumblr)
Octopus chandeliers by Adam Wallacavage
#things theon installed in his chambers in winterfell #and cried about
my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
(Source: pregnat4, via itsjustemptywords)
My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere.
What’s this?
I think it goes in hair.”
OH MY GOD
(via tiaras-tumblr)
“Words reduce reality to something the human mind can grasp, which isn’t very much. Language consists of five basic sounds produced by the vocal cords. They are the vowels a, e, i, o, u. The other sounds are consonants produced by air pressure: s, f, g, and so forth. Do you believe some combination of such basic sounds could ever explain who you are, or the ultimate purpose of the universe, or even what a tree or stone is in its depth?”
— Eckhart Tolle (via stellesque)
(Source: ohmothernature, via dimethylpolysiloxane)
there’s something really gay about two men having sex with each other
(via intertnet)
lets play “which download link is the real one”
(via gagarfieldd)
