You would think that a plain double cheese pizza would be a pretty hard order to cock up, right?
Dominos’ pizza has other ideas.
Looks like you’re vegan now.
if you’re gay and someone asks you who the man in your relationship is
just look up at the sky and go
jesus is our man’
thinking about shitty awful bigoted things you said in the past
MY OPINION ON THINGS CHANGE FREQUENTLY AS I LEARN MORE STUFF ABOUT THE THING PLEASE DO NOT HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR SOMETHING I SAID THREE YEARS AGO
This so important
You know… she solved you. The mascot.
You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
one thing me and cory have in common is that we’re always in the house
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab